Tuesday, April 7, 2009

TMIkthx

Here's to completely BSing my psych project!

Yep, I just finished making up some nonsense for a psych project that's due tomorrow. Not my best work but it'll do.

I don't have much to say today. For reals. I'm too tired. Nothing exciting happened today to trigger anything good to say.

Oh, I was just informed I have to help give the end of the year speech at our last band concert. Crap. I do NOT do public speaking. Ever. No. Nuh uh. Not gonna happen buddy.

And I meant to add this yesterday:
Luckily this girl transferred OUT of my Spanish class. If not... I would kill myself. Well maybe not, but I would make a sorry attempt at it. Her name is HEYGUESSWHAT and she will tell you EVERYTHING no matter if you want to hear it or not. A few things I have learned that I didn't need to know.
1) Her boyfriend of a few months moved into her family's house so he wouldn't have to live in his dorm room
2) She can do things on a stripper pole that I don't need to know about
3) She got a urinary tract infection. And in case you wanted to know it's from having too much sex
4) She once used the same condom 8 times in one day because it was the last one and they didn't want to go out and buy new ones
5) Almost everything about her first time
Enough right? (This blog is definitely NOT rated G...sorry)
To top it off she's a total diva and playing the lead in our musical this year (Marian the Librarian in The Music Man) even though she has no acting experience whatsoever. But as a friend of mine said "She sings and she has boobs. I guess that's good enough." Truth.

Well there you have it.


The lights are on
And someone's home
I'm not sure if they're alone
There's someone else inside my head
Living there too fills me with dread

This paranoia is distressing
But I spend most of my night guessing
Are we not, are we together
Will this make our lives much better

I'm not in love
I just wanna be touched

I just want your kiss boy


"Pumpkin Soup" Kate Nash

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